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'Reindeer Gossip' Funny Christmas Reindeer and Santa Poem for kids

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A funny Christmas reindeer and Santa Poem for kids.


Hear the reindeers gossip when they find out Santa has put on a few pounds again this year.

Reindeers on treadmills at the gym
Reindeers At The Gym - Funny Reindeer and Santa Poem for Kids

Reindeer Gossip

 

Hey Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen

Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen

 

My Christmas sleigh’s in need of fixing

It seems my bum no longer fits in

 

I know I’ve not been exercising

Jumping stars to keep my thighs thin

 

But jogging round the North Pole’s tiring

Push ups are so uninspiring

 

And why aren’t sprouts more appetising

Why are doughnuts tantalising

 

And every cabbage leaf I’d savour

If they came in chocolate flavour

 

So anyway, I am imploring

I might need help to get us soaring

 

 

 

He says the same thing every year

Dasher whispers to the deer

 

I know sighs Dancer, Prancer, Vixen

And every year who does the fixing?

 

It’s true moans Blitzen, Comet, Donner

I know to fly him is an honour

 

But who spends all their year in training?

It should be all of us complaining!

 

So what says Cupid, saddened clearly

Remember that we love him deerly

 

All eight agreed to stop their moaning

Down the gym did weights and toning

 

They treadmill sped, their hooves unquiet

To compensate for Santa’s diet

 

Mark Bird

 


My Santa poem for kids is written using rhyming couplets.


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